Hoffs Youthful Lip Balm

Hey there, it’s me! Your friendly sp**do wearing, c*m producing, dominating neighbourhood lifeguard.

I’m a returning seller after a year out, and looking to hit the ground running!
I currently work as a lifeguard in Cornwall, and when not on the beach, I’m in the gym getting nice and sweaty.
I also work on the wee woos 🚑 and your more likely to see me on the dashboard in that uniform as it’s easier to hide the company i work for!

I’m open to chats, and won’t cram a sale down your throat, unlike other things I would love the cram down your throat. I’m Bi, so into guys and girls, so you might see me on here, and also the women site.

Things I offer
👕 sweaty clothing
🧦 socks
🩲 underwear
🍏 ur*ne
💇🏻‍♂️ hair
💦 c*m
🎈 condoms
💰 drains
🥕 used s** toys
🍆 d*ck ratings

Things I don’t offer
❌ FaceTime, video calls or phone calls
❌ face pictures
❌ other bodily fluids that cannot be spoken of
❌ meet ups
❌ voice notes

If it’s not on the list, then let’s have a chat and see if we can sort something!

All UK orders are free shipping and typically sent via Royal Mail unless specified (additional costs may apply for alternative shipping).
International buyers welcome, but at own cost

Countries I’ve sold to:
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Why not add your country’s flag to the list!

Let’s chat

Into girl or couples stuff? I also collaborate with @MrsHoff25 from ATW

Fancy sending a gift? Check out my Amazon Wishlist!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/3USXCXTBEHFH4?ref_=wl_share