Loaded Condom 💦

💪🍆Pure Straight, dad bod heaven

6'2", dad bod, hairy from head to toe and unapologetically real, I'm a married man who lives hard and loves harder. (She's in on the action) Long walks daily, full days at the office, weekend football where I leave mud, sweat, and grit all over my kit, then come home to long, steamy sessions with my wife that you won’t forget (even if you’re just holding our aftermath).

👨 Brown, soft fade
🤎 Hazel eyes
⌛️ Dad Bod
👣 UK 10
📏 6'2
💍 Married/straight

You want a piece of me or us? You can have it, soaked into my well-used boxers fresh from pa**ion or solo moments charged with heat. These aren’t pretty tokens… they’re thick with scent, effort, and real male energy.

Boxers, viles, pubes and socks from my big a** feet, Yeah, rugged from years on building sites: cracked heels, deep calluses, salt-stained socks from hiking miles under sun or rain.
You want sweat, it pours off me … from office shirts, football kits or normal daily clothes I'm dripping in them.

You want a piece of me?
Check out my listings -
I sell...
•Boxers dripping in my scent
•Boxers smeared with his & Hers c*m
•Steamy socks
•Hot Pics
•Feet pics & Vids
•Vials of sp*t
•Bath water
•Sweat rags (gym or work)
•Toothbrush
•Toilet Wipes
•Pube Pots
•c*m Condom's
•Pots of Glory" (yes, nail clippings, earbuds, c*m, 🟡 & 🟤) ✨
•Sweaty gym clothes
•Sweaty work shirts
•Dirty shoes

💸 Payment Methods
•KinkCoins
•Revolut - @mhm04

I’m not here for fantasy.
No s**ting.
No sissy play.
No porn sessions

But if you crave authenticity worn-in items steeped in a working man’s life; footstuffs heavy with use; underwear warmed by release after longing thoughts of her (or you?)… then we’ve got something.

Not much is off-limits, within reason.
Just ask properly.
And show me why you're worthy of sharing in what only I create.