D*ck Ratings

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Geek!

British with average body, and I love it.
Avid runner, dog walker, and gym goer, but my belly remains. Naturally hairy and proud.

Big fan of Doctor Who, Marvel, DC and Star Wars. If you want related content, I can happily oblige!

Professional driver, with plenty of warehouse work, so undies are always sweaty and dirty. My IBS also adds its own aroma, so you be sure of a unique smell. c*m or pi*s covered on request.

As for what I offer... I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be.

Praise kinks to give you the time of your life, or abuse to put you where you belong. The choice is yours.

I offer:
Feet pics
Voice notes
Wanking Videos
Boyfriend s**ting Experience
Public pi*sing
Used condoms
Used underwear

My speciality is erotic fiction. Tell me what you want, or I'll make it up. You're in for a treat!

Face, foot and d*ck reveals in custom content only. Free postage is UK only, please message me if you're overseas.

Everyone will get a reply, but the sp**d will depend on how busy I am. My aim is to please you, so don't be shy!

Very open minded, and I want this to be a fun, exciting place. I am ALWAYS negotiable on price.

Foot size 9. Payment by KinkCoins or Revolut (username GeekWithAMouth) I only use deodorant, so my scent is truly my own.

NB: My content is not to be shared, copied or otherwise used for any other purpose.

No refunds. No returns. No meets.