About MarriedFarmerCouple
👬 Two cheeky guys in our 30s, happily married and bringing our kinks to life. We’re all about sharing the well-worn, sweaty, and s**y side of things you crave. From beat-up work shoes and scuffed trainers to lived-in underwear, socks, and a few extra spicy surprises… we’ve got you covered (and uncovered 😉).
Whether you’re after something rugged, raw, or downright filthy, our things are
all about authentic wear, real sweat, and genuine pa**ion. No fakes, no fronts—just two guys having fun and making sure you do too ✅
🔥 Discreet, open-minded, and always up for custom requests including pics and vids (let your mind run wild) 🍆
🇬🇧 🇮🇪 Free UK & Ireland Delivery on all items 📦 items are despatched quickly and only discreet packaging is used - all items are vacuum sealed to keep all of our scent in 😬
🌍 extra charge for International delivery - please ask! We are happy to use whatever delivery method you prefer, either to your address direct or to a locker - we regularly use inpost, Evri and Royal Mail
🧾 orders will be held for 24 hours, if no payment is received then they will be cancelled off - *no returns, you know what you are getting guys… come on
Thanks for checking us out 🍆☺️ don’t be shy we are both laid back guys looking to make your day (and ours) - if you’re unsure what to say just message 😊 and we will do the rest.. x
Oh and feel free to drop
a cheeky tip as we have to keep the animals fed 🍼 and the other half 🥑😂
Any content you purchase is to remain for your personal viewing only and are not to shared anywhere else
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