Haribo C*m / Sp*t / P** Gummies

30’s genuinely straight guy (yes, really).

All underwear will have 48h standard wear time.

I’m not into dom/sub, findom, or degradation kinks – it just doesn’t do anything for me. That said, address me however you like, and I’ll do the same for you. This space is for you to be yourself. I’m open to wallet drains and cash tributes etc, but I won’t verbally dominate or humiliate you. There are plenty of others who enjoy that dynamic – they’ll do it better than I would.

I’m 6’3”, 97kg – athletic but enjoy a pint and pizza. I train hard: weights 4x a week, conditioning 1x, and 8+ hours of high-level jiu-jitsu. I’m a black belt, and have a background in Muay Thai and MMA.

I work as a project manager – no daily graft in work socks or underwear. Anything worn will be just for you, adding a genuine, personal touch – not just flogging old boxers.

What I offer:
• Worn clothes & underwear
• Personalised photos/videos
• Fluids

I get some people want face pics – head to my instant content, that’s the price. Or, become a regular and see it for a discounted rate.

Deposits (non refundable) can be made to reserve items. Once agreed and sent, I expect payment within a reasonable timeframe. If you ghost or don’t pay after reminders, I’ll block/report – my time’s valuable.

Boundaries:
• No pi*s/sh*t play.
• No heavily skidded underwear – not my thing.
• No pressure to buy – happy to chat.
• If you’re unsure, take your time.

Postage:
• Free Royal Mail Tracked24/48 (UK)
• Evri collection available
• InPost Locker Delivery
• Guaranteed next-day
signed: £5 (£8 for Saturday)
• International: £10 base fee (heavier items may cost more – proof given). I’m required to provide an email address and contact number for customs. I can include delivery in the item price but there is no tracking with this option
• Buyer is responsible for import/handling fees.

I have a Mrs – please keep this in mind with timeframes for orders.

Questions? Just drop me a message