I Like To P** On Toys 🤷‍♀️

**not petite, not always hairless, submissive but not to you, I didn't pay to be able to message people to move off the site after two boring messages**

PNW born and raised!

This will get updated as I adjust to being back in the lifestyle. I'd apologize for being slow but I'm not actually sorry.

I haven't written a bio in awhile. I'm 32. I took a break from selling underwear and videos for awhile. It stopped being fun but I really miss it, need to downsize some and would much rather sell some of them to some kind, fellow perverts than throw them away. Reduce, reuse, recycle 😉
Will be getting divorced soon and kinda excited about the freedom in that.

*I am nearly 5'9"
*Fluctuate between 155-165lbs
*Have 8 tattoos, for now
*I used to have a 34DD and after nursing for 4 years I have no idea, i wear medium to large bras 🤷‍♀️
*wear a size 8-10 shoe (don't blame me for the size discrepancy, clothing companies hate being consistent)
*puff weed and occasionally drink
*like to dye my hair greens and blues, I do a big chop every 5ish years and have recently done that
*I live with pets, if you have severe allergies you are not safe with me, I'm sorry
*into art, nature, stories of all kinds, and enjoy taking care of people. I've been a nanny, dog walker, house keeper, care giver, and do my best to take good care of buyers and former SDs.
* I have aphantasia and find brains fascinating, if you need a intro conversation piece, this works every time. Ask how my brain works and tell me about yours.

I am somewhere on the not neurologically typical spectrum, I think it shows, some people find it adorable on me. I tend to be a bit chatty if its reciprocal and love asking questions. I prefer to make friends than have one off buyers.
My favorite special pervy friend has since pa**ed but I'll always remember how he said I smelled like evergreens and would send me and our friend group lunch money just because we were cute and enjoyed chatting with him.

*s**ting and GFE experience only if you are cool and think I'm cool 🤷‍♀️ I'd like more money but don't want it that badly. https://cash.app/$GarnetsAndPoppies