SOLD: Straight Hairy Dad’s Thong 🫣

Straight married chubby dad just having fun (wife knows I’m here). I’m your typical ‘dad next door’ type and no one knows I do this except my wife.

ALL MY ORDERS ARE CUSTOM SO MY LISTINGS ARE NOT COMPLETE. DM me what kind of underwear or socks you’d like, I probably have them and can send a pic.

I have a pretty big hairy a** so if that’s not your thing, move along haha. I’m excited to customize and sell some more of my old used underwear to you guys if you want em! You all seem really nice and easy to talk to. Even though I’m straight I’m pretty open-minded so just DM me about whatever you’re into and we can at least have fun taking about it.

I’ve been told a lot of sellers on here are selling briefs that have no scent or just smell like detergent. Not mine. My wife WISHES my briefs didn’t have that musky smell lol, but I can’t help it, especially after a gym sesh or multiple days of wear.

I like cla**ic briefs the most but I have a large selection of different underwear including boxer briefs, jocks, and a couple thongs. They get worn through work, long runs, errands, cozy nights in, gym workouts, whatever you want. Every pair has its own unique story… and that scent you guys crave. Getting lots of great feedback on my scent, Im glad someone is enjoying it!

Send me a DM to tell me your ideal pair of undies. Or just say hi! I’m not pushy about sales in DMs - so please reach out if there’s something you’re interested in from me!