Straight 🏴 chav lad!! Mrs doesn’t know I’m on this… So Why should you kneel here? Because you’ve been waiting for a true straight 30 year old Alpha Financial Master 6”1 size 11, rugby & football lad who knows exactly how to handle desperate little puppies like you. I'm not here to play nice… I’m here to take what’s mine, train you properly, and remind you where you belong: on all fours, wallet in mouth, begging for attention.