Worship My D*ck

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Hey there,

I’m a returning seller after a year out, and looking to hit the ground running!
I work on the wee woos 🚑, am a serving solider in the British army and you’re more likely to see me on the dashboard in those uniforms!

I’m open to chats, and won’t cram a sale down your throat, unlike other things I would love the cram down your throat. I’m Bi, so into guys and girls, so you might see me on here, and also the women site.

Things I offer
👕 sweaty clothing
🧦 socks
🩲 underwear
🍏 ur*ne
💇🏻‍♂️ hair
💦 c*m
🎈 condoms
💰 drains
🥕 used s** toys
🍆 d*ck ratings

Things I don’t offer
❌ FaceTime, video calls or phone calls
❌ face pictures
❌ other bodily fluids that cannot be spoken of
❌ meet ups
❌ voice notes

If it’s not on the list, then let’s have a chat and see if we can sort something!

All UK orders are free shipping and typically sent via InPost. If you want it faster, then additional chargers apply to cover 1st cla** postage.
International buyers welcome, but at own cost

Countries I’ve sold to:
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Why not add your country’s flag to the list!

Let’s chat

Into girl or couples stuff? I also collaborate with @MyMistress from ATW

Fancy sending a gift? Check out my Amazon Wishlist!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/3USXCXTBEHFH4?ref_=wl_share
Or Throne
https://throne.com/mrandmrshoff

⚠️ Important Info – Please Read Carefully ⚠️

💬 Make sure we have clear communication — I have a NO REFUND POLICY ❌💸
💵 Orders must be paid upfront (including shipping costs) before completion and shipping.
📮 Once I’ve handed over your parcel and marked as shipped, it’s officially out of my hands 📦✈️
🤐 All conversations and transactions between me and my buyers are kept strictly confidential. Your secrets are safe with me 🤫


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