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Just a sweaty carpenter with some free time and an open mind

I’m cool with everybody. Treat me with respect and I’ll do the same. Let’s keep it cool and fun for everyone, with that being said lets not waste time if you don’t want to buy something then keep it moving so I can concentrate on what I’m here to do. If you’re a serious dude I’m more than happy to shoot the sh*t with you, just read the reviews

Have a special request for an item not listed or something out of the “norm”, I’ve catered to all kinds of requests so hit me with it and if it’s doable on my end I got you.

I’m here to make exactly what you’re looking for so tell me how you want something or how strong you want it and I can get it done for you.

Little about me. Straight dude, married and got a few kids running around. What free time I have I spend here making up some pretty fun stuff. Never knew how much I’d enjoy hearing how much you all love sniffing my sweaty gear. So ask for what you want and let me do my thing for ya. The one guarantee I can give is no matter the order I will give it everything I got

A few of my personal kinks but not limited to are: foot fetish, rimjobs (giving and receiving), pi*s fetish, tying up and being tied up, some bondage, love a**l lol, among other things

If you’re interested send me a message and let’s see what we can get into

Cashapp: Rockhardhammer
Venmo: rock-hard-hammer
Kinkcoins for instant content only please.

Theirs perks for gettin from me
1) you’ll know I give every order everything I got
2) always free shipping
3) any order over 90 bucks gets free UPS 2nd day air shipping


Every item is vacuum sealed to keep it fresh and leakproof and shipped via UPS

Leave me a 10 dollar tip and shoot me a message that you did and I’ll reward you with a picture of your choice; c*ck, a**hole, feet, balls. The choice is yours

If you made it this far, my name is cooper or coop is cool too buddy